I woke up this morning to 9 texts from a drunk DoS:
1:20am: This is Patrick drunk texting
1:25:08am: GOogetoldmethatspacewasnotimportant, but In deference to the fact that you are possible smarter and certanly more erudite
1:25:34am: I will not trst it
1:30:02am: I wanted to send you a drink limmeril sutable for tattooing (13 notwithstanding ) but I can't rhyme in this state
1:30:46am: It could be haiku
1:32:35am: but I belive that you are
1:35:17am: Worthy of rtrue rhyme
1:36:09am: kiopiling approves

, even though I'm not entirely sure what some of it meant.
And thank you, because no one's ever drunk-texted me before, so now I feel special.
I was having trouble with the on screen keyboard, so I wanted to see if I could get away with not pressing space. Apparently, I googled weather or not it was OK to skip spaces, and google said it was, but I decided that improper speech to synth would be insulting, so I stopped that.
The rest of it I can't really figure out, other than the fact that I thought that Rudyard Kipiling approved of my sentiment.