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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #100 on: January 17, 2010, 12:12:52 pm »
gaines adams died this morning
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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #101 on: January 17, 2010, 08:37:32 pm »
Well, because of my intense hatred for the Jets I find myself rooting for Indy next week.  I'm pulling for a Saints Super Bowl victory overall as I think the city deserves it and I'll be in NO for Mardi Gras the following week and it'd be cool to have the city even crazier than usual.

But my gut tells me we will see Favre vs. the Jets in the Super Bowl and that hurts my heart.  I don't think I could even bring myself to watch the SB if this happens.

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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #102 on: January 17, 2010, 09:08:36 pm »
"I'm going to miss the NFL paycheck"

...and no, I don't have all the answers. I don't know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn't involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of some day easing my fit into a mold. It doesn't involve tempering my life to better fit someone's expectations. It doesn't involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up.

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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #103 on: January 17, 2010, 09:51:23 pm »
a friend bet me a jersey that SD would make the super bowl. gonna wait until after the draft to decide who it's gonna be
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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #104 on: January 17, 2010, 11:52:08 pm »
Moments after the Jets victory today...

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...and no, I don't have all the answers. I don't know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn't involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of some day easing my fit into a mold. It doesn't involve tempering my life to better fit someone's expectations. It doesn't involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up.

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Warner hangs 'em up
« Reply #105 on: January 29, 2010, 07:03:23 pm »
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4870096

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TEMPE, Ariz. -- Kurt Warner has called an end to one of the great storybook careers in NFL history.

The 38-year-old quarterback announced his retirement from the game on Friday after a dozen years in a league that at first rejected him, then revered him as he came from nowhere to lead the lowly St. Louis Rams to two Super Bowls, winning the first of them.

Written off as a has-been, he rose again to lead the long-suffering Arizona Cardinals to the Super Bowl a year ago.

Warner, a man of deep faith who carried a Bible to each postgame news conference, walked away with a year left on a two-year, $23 million contract, knowing he still had the skills to play at the highest level.

"It's been an amazing ride," he said. "I don't think I could have dreamt it would have played out like it has, but I've been humbled every day that I woke up the last 12 years and amazed that God would choose to use me to do what he's given me the opportunity to do."

Warner had one of the greatest postseason performances ever in Arizona's 51-45 overtime wild card victory over Green Bay on Jan. 10, but sustained a brutal hit in the Cardinals' 45-14 divisional round loss at New Orleans six days later.

"He has had a dominant career. He's a good person," Cardinals defensive tackle Darnell Dockett said. "He's got to do what's best for his family. He played long enough. He took us to the Super Bowl last year. We had a great season this year. It's a good thing. If you're going to go out, go out on top."

The Cardinals signed Warner to a one-year contract in 2005 largely because no other team would give him a chance to be a starter. His opportunities over the next two years were scattered and even when coach Ken Whisenhunt took over in 2007, Warner was the backup to Matt Leinart.

But when Leinart went down with an injury five games into the season, Warner got his chance. He started 48 of the remaining 49 games of his career.

Warner leaves the game with a legacy that could land him in the Hall of Fame even though he didn't get his first start until he was 28.

In a comparison with the 14 quarterbacks to make the Hall of Fame in the last 25 years, Warner has a better career completion percentage, yards per pass attempt and yards per game. Only Dan Marino had more career 300-yard passing games.

In 124 regular-season games, Warner completed 65.5 percent of his passes for 32,344 yards and 208 touchdowns. He and Fran Tarkenton are the only NFL quarterbacks to throw for 100 touchdowns and 14,000 yards for two teams.

Cardinals general manager Rod Graves called it an emotional day "because I realize once again how extraordinary he was."

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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #106 on: February 07, 2010, 12:30:42 pm »
...and no, I don't have all the answers. I don't know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn't involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of some day easing my fit into a mold. It doesn't involve tempering my life to better fit someone's expectations. It doesn't involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up.

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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #107 on: February 07, 2010, 03:47:33 pm »
Jad: You're pulling for the Saints, right? RIGHT??  :nudge:

















Remember, I know where you live. And if you move before I find you, I know people that will tell me where you are. Just sayin'.
I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not...I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself...I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive...I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.

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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #108 on: February 07, 2010, 04:07:09 pm »
I've picked the Colts all season long

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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #109 on: February 07, 2010, 06:12:34 pm »
No, no, you're pulling for the Saints tonight. You got that?
I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not...I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself...I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive...I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.

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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #110 on: February 07, 2010, 06:29:06 pm »
come on, good game
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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #111 on: February 07, 2010, 06:39:56 pm »
No, no, you're pulling for the Saints tonight. You got that?
but the Colts are my pick to win
...and no, I don't have all the answers. I don't know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn't involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of some day easing my fit into a mold. It doesn't involve tempering my life to better fit someone's expectations. It doesn't involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up.

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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #112 on: February 07, 2010, 07:51:23 pm »
Ok for now. If things turn south, I'm comin' for ya.
I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not...I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself...I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive...I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.

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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #113 on: February 07, 2010, 08:24:05 pm »
a heavy snow storm will prevent you from crossing the Ohio
...and no, I don't have all the answers. I don't know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn't involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of some day easing my fit into a mold. It doesn't involve tempering my life to better fit someone's expectations. It doesn't involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up.

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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #114 on: February 07, 2010, 09:07:50 pm »
I used to live up there. No such thing will ever happen. I know how to deal with snow.
I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not...I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself...I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive...I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.

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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #115 on: February 07, 2010, 09:49:20 pm »
well fuck
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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #116 on: February 07, 2010, 09:50:08 pm »
i think john paul is about to break down and cry and i don't know how to deal with it
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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #117 on: February 08, 2010, 09:03:14 am »
:depressed:
I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not...I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself...I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive...I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.

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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #118 on: February 08, 2010, 10:49:44 am »
indeed.

But hey, the Saints get a feel-good moment.
...and no, I don't have all the answers. I don't know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn't involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of some day easing my fit into a mold. It doesn't involve tempering my life to better fit someone's expectations. It doesn't involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up.

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Re: 2009 NFL Thread
« Reply #119 on: February 08, 2010, 11:57:03 pm »
Good thing the Colts didn't go for the undefeated season or they'd look really dumb right now!  Oh....wait.....